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dinhtheresa:

I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.

When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.

When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It feels like you’re screaming in a crowded room, but yet not one person looks up. 

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I have to be to work by 6:30… which means I should probably be up by 5. Uhh I don’t know how to adult

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

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taoistsoul:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

“just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me…” LOL!

This is one of the greatest movie scenes ever!

coffeeurlgirl:

need bc lace and stripes and the cherries omg

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princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

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thehumanchurro:

thesassylorax:

witchlingfumbles:

fortheloveofteaandbiscuits:

This about sums up how I feel about the Merida changes.

I wasn’t aware of these changes and now that I am, I am extremely disappointed in Disney.

And props to the woman who did this video.

Well done.

holy damn, way to throw down

i love this aaaaaaa

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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smilingemoticon:

i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue

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