February 2012
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Highlights of my hospital stay so far:
I’m having a delicious strawberry shake because apparently the milk in it counts as protein
My dad stopping to snore just to say those stupid bastards
My mom asking if I could use a nipple to stuff my surgery gash thingy? (Oh yeah, I had surgery on my leg and they can stitch it up or close it in anyway… except when it naturally heals)
My mom telling me she was going to get me...
My parents spent the night in my hospital room...
Dad: *Snores*
Dad: *Snores again*
Dad: Those stupid bastards
Dad: *Goes back to snoring uninterrupted for the rest of the night....*
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In the Ambulance
EMT: Sorry it's a bit bumpy back here
Mom: nah, it's fine, it's another first
EMT: Someone once said that it's like riding in a Cadillac
Me: It just reminds me of a more solid boat...
*The EMT and my mom stare at me for a long time before agreeing*
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Hey Guys I'm in the Hospital!
I’m going to attempt to post some good moments if Mercy isn’t going to try and block out my love for the internet, sound good?
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Here’s to having a fever of 103 and fever delirium. So uhh, stay healthy and things everyone.
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“One thing’s sure and nothing’s surer
The rich get richer and the...”
– The Great Gatsby
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“It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it,...”
– The Great Gatsby
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“In fact, I think I’ll arrange a marriage. Come over often, Nick, and...”
– The Great Gatsby
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“I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandone feeling, and asked the nurse...”
– The Great Gatsby
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Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Peeta: You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?
Katniss: Yeah, sorry. *stabs*
Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Katniss: I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as ugly as the squirrel I shot through the eye just yesterday.
Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Katniss: *raises left arm and tries to rip off the pill from sleeve*
Katniss: Let me go!
Peeta: Ok. *lets go*
Katniss: *takes pill and dies*
battty:
in fifth grade i was voted friendliest person
l o l
Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Katniss: Stay with me.
Peeta: No.
Katniss: K.
redsolostripper:
Why is this so funny? I don’t even watch this show
